The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.
(via petewentzemoloser)
watcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk
(Source: sir-ragingbagoftestosterone-esq, via petewentzemoloser)
WISDOM TEETH ARE FUNNY BECAUSE OH MY GOD THESE ARE THE DUMBEST TEETH THERE ARE
ITS GROWING IN SIDEWAYS
HOW HIGH TO YOU HAVE TO Be
(via wwiao)
| god: | hey baby |
| god: | did it hurt |
| god: | when you fell from heaven? |
| satan: | you're a fucking dick |
knots in my stomach